Total Medals Earned: 4,808 (From
1,104 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 61,660 Points
completed 10 levels
30 stars collected
20 levels completed
60 stars collected
80 stars collected
all levels completed
all stars collected... Game Completed!!!
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Get the "Death Bone" artifact.
Get the "Hero's Box" artifact.
Get the "King's Scepter" artifact.
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Get the "Black Jack's Pearl" artifact.
Get the "Call Of Dan" artifact.
Get the "Crown Of Wisdom" artifact.
Get the "Harp Of Abel" artifact.
Get the "Predictor" artifact.
Get the "Raven's Eye" artifact.
Get the "Ring Of The Thief King" artifact.
Get the "Scroll Of Chronicles" atifact.
Get the "Shadow Scarf" artifact.
Finish the game with at least 4 artifacts obtained.
Clear the 1st tower.
Clear the 2nd tower.
Clear the 3nd tower.
Gather all the golden coins scattered throughout the game.
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Start playing.
Survive a full year.
Score 500+
Score 200+
Score 800+
Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.
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Finish game on difficulty level "what is mouse"
Push total of 200 people off the cliff
Eat total of 100 people
Eat total of 200 people
Push total of 500 people off the cliff
Eat total of 500 people
Finish game on difficulty level "I can doubleclick"
Push total of 1000 people off the cliff
Finish game on difficulty level "I use autoclicker"
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yummy aplle yum haha yummy teehee
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Little fella followed us here from the first R&C department. Think this one was Blue Eyes III. BluJu2 to his friends.
Now he can make all the "cock" jokes he wants.
Requires separate containment since the brooder incident of '99.
Requires separate containment.
That's two. Place your bets on how many cock jokes we get through by Christmas Day.
A chicken of extra-terrestrial origin. I was on vacation during its discovery, otherwise it wouldn't be named "Hominid" when it's clearly not a bloody ape!
This one, on the other hand, is barely recognisable regardless. Worth it for another cock joke though.
So close to getting another one right away. Shame his original name wasn't Biter.
And we're back.
Where the hell does he keep getting that? No, don't name him after it!
These two always seem to go together bringing the added confusion of how they're both named Dad. Obviously not an issue this time so I don't know why you even brought it up.
Went to download the music from Tricky's Sexy Dance. Said you need permission to use it and I don't even know if that user's active anymore. Don't know the name of the tune to google it so just recorded it from Bottom, the one other place I remember hearing it. Realised it's probably somewhere in the credits for Castle Crashers afterwards. Later stopped giving a crap about using music without permission anyway, making this whole endeavour the very definition of pointless.
Bill as in beak. Bunnybill would have also been acceptable.
We have the aforementioned colour issue, also think I should've made him wider, not to mention the fact that who even remembers Cuboy anyway? At least we can be positive in calling this particular experiment a certified failure. Sending to incinerator.
Note to self: Next year, name the damned things first to avoid making the same gag twice and having to go back and change the last one.
Experiments on these ones seem to have a higher than average mortality rate. Nothing to do with the delicious orange flavour, I'm sure.
Experiments on these ones seem to have a lower than average mortality rate. Nothing to do with the disgusting mustard flavour, I'm sure.
As previously alluded to, I like Joel G's Margo better but I already do two other cute green girls later.
Couldn't be arsed making them do the dance.
Couldn't be arsed thinking up a different medal name for each of them.
It's Rebutia by Bacun. Wanted to add a couple of characters I haven't done anything with before.
Stella by 3amsoda. Obviously some variety would be preferable but, the most memorable recurring character of this year was another green lady, I don't know what to tell you.
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Alright, I'll drop the researcher schtick for a second. This one is more recognisable if I copy the colours straight from an episode of Salad Fingers. But I chose bright colours on a black background and us professional artists have to stick to our guns.
Finish a level without losing any lives
Have some patience
Play the game from start to finish without losing any lives
There he is... Reach 1000 points!
Pestilence..! Reach 1500 points!
Think + Drink! Reach 2000 points!
Dog & Pony Show... Reach 5000 points!
Catch The Lad! Reach 7500 points!
3 Item Combo!
6 Item Combo!
Bingo Bango! Reach 10000 points!
Ruler of Videogames! Reach 15000 points!
An unstoppable force! Reach 20000 points!
Rahul Got Drunk! Nice Job! Reach 30000 points!
5 Item Combo!
7 Item Combo!
9 Item Combo!
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Survive 25 days
Survive 50 days
Craft MG Turret mk2
Craft High-Explosives (HE) Turret
Craft Armor-Piercing (AP) Turret
Craft MG Turret mk3
Craft all upgrades