Total Medals Earned: 4,809 (From
1,104 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 61,670 Points
Complete the first level
Jump over 10 rats in Rat Jump
Complete 9 levels
Jump over 25 rats in Rat Jump
Complete 18 levels
Complete the game
Jump over 50 rats in Rat Jump
Collect your first coin
Kill at least one nerd
Complete the first level
Died at least once
Died 50 times
Kill 50 nerds
Collect 10000 coins
Died 100 times
Complete the game
Collect 50000 coins
Kill 100 nerds
Complete the game without a single death
Unlocked the Safe
Stopped Laying Around
Left the Bedroom
Cleaned the Toilet
Unlocked the Garage
Played Beautiful Music
Escaped the Estate
Escaped the Estate in 10 Minutes
Revisited the Basement
Escaped the Estate in 5 Minutes
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
ROFL ROFL ROFL
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
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Finish the Game
Finish the Game with a key
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Your destiny is in the stars!
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Die for the first time
Kill your first child
Use arrow for first time
Use portal for first time
Finish the first 5 levels
Finish the first 10 levels
Finish all 15 levels
Beat the minimum in all levels
First you get the money...
+1 to being progressive!
A brave trooper in the war against sexism.
Got a Pizza dat ass! Get it?
Let's Go!
Get a game over on the first puzzle on Easy.
Set off Martin's siren 3 times in one game.
Go to the page for the song used in this game.
Run out of time.
Get a score of 500 or higher on any difficulty.
Get a score of 1000 or higher on any difficulty.